You know it's a bad economy when...

...a pre-recorded voice gets fired.
For a year and a half, or so, "Linda" from CapOne has been leaving me voicemails at least twice a day. She always informs me of some "great opportunities that have been made available to me."
This past week, Linda has stopped calling me.
Instead, she's been replaced with "Andy" and "Sharon."

I'm offended. Now, more so than ever, I will def refrain from paying my CapOne bills.