You want to put WHAT on my face??

Since I stumbled upon the snake massages over the weekend I started searching out other horribly disgusting beauty treatments

I didn't have to look very long before I found the 

Geisha Facial!

(did you know what helps keep their porcelian compelxion is bird shit??)

I found that absolutly appalling, now I know that every country has thier own concept of beauty, but really, bird poop  No, thanks.

They try to make it sound better because it is nightengale defication, but somehow that just doesnt do it for me.

Call me crazy!

Since geisha are reguarded as being lovely, sophisticated ladies in their country of course spa's must exploit this and use this idea to make money!

A spa in New York now offers the geisha facial for a mere $180!

(I'm sorry but if I wanted bird shit on my face I would go sit outside under my oak tree for a few hours for free!!)

Apparently, the poop softens, brightens and nourishes the face.

Enough bashing the facial, maybe one day I will be brave enough to go get this treatment.

This does give me a good business idea though... nightingale breeder?

Tiger's fall from grace

It's no secret that Tiger Woods has experienced a lot of backlash from his extra-martial endeavors.  

Gatoraid, among others have decided that he is no longer "what the company is looking for" in a spokesperson.

Honestly, I really don't give a shit.  

Yeah, I totally feel bad for his lovely wife and kids and I think the media needs to mind their own business. 

At the end of the day this has absolutly nothing to do with me, so I pay it little attention.

That said, I wanted to share this with you.

Recently, I was at Toys R Us purchasing a birthday gift and I saw this...

(My apologies  that this isn't a better picture, I took it from my cellular talking device.)

I found this hilarious!!

I'm wondering two things..

1. If his affairs had not surfaced, would he be in the clearance section?

2. Why would you buy a Tiger Woods figurine in the first place?