Work?

Happy Friday! Good work convo today between myself and Tiffany.
Note/Reminder: We have a security guard that looks like Bruce Jenner. We may be slightly obsessed with this fact. It comes up in daily conversation quite often.


Tiffany- I miss Bruce. Why isn't he here today?
Elizabeth- He's giving a speech today
Tiffany- oooooh. we should go to that
Elizabeth- haha agreed
Tiffany- do the donald trump tickets work there?
Elizabeth- Of course!
Tiffany- I feel that with the trump name attached to them they should work everywhere
Elizabeth- Equivelent of food stamps
Tiffany- or 100,000 dollar bills. I wonder how one aquires their own line of ties
Elizabeth- His hands were tied?
Tiffany- I would like to have my own line of ties I would make a seahorse sea hell tie
Elizabeth- I want my own line of tea bags
Elizabeth- HAH! YES! Flaming seahorses ON FIRE
Tiffany- so they're gay and on fire?
Elizabeth- YES! Seahorses on fire wearing a pink boa
Tiffany- who drank all my tea?
Elizabeth- Not me
Tiffany- yeah right
Elizabeth- hahaha ok
Tiffany- there are shoes everywhere
Elizabeth- can we throw them at people
Tiffany- yes, but they can't know it was us. we can wear disguises
Elizabeth- Can we wrap them up & give them to the security guard?
Tiffany- no
Elizabeth- I'll just put my hand over my eyes. No one will know
Tiffany- he will wear them. we will never see our shoes again.
Tiffany- again, who drank all my tea
Elizabeth- me? bruce?

Please note, this next portion of the convo came after Tiffany came into the cage (my office of employment) while I was calling building maintenence reporting our bug issue. The beginning of the convo is a song from Yo Gabba Gabba (we both have 2 yr olds). It goes something like this... "I like bugs! I like bugs! What's that? That's an ant! What's that? That's an ant! And ants crawl around. Let's crawl like an ant. Let's crawl like an ant."

Tiffany- BUGS!!!!!!!! I LIKE BUGS!!!!!
Elizabeth- NOT ME! Can I replace "bugs" with "bruce"
Tiffany- yes
Elizabeth- I like bruce! I like bruce! what's that? that's a nose! what's that? that's a nose!
Tiffany- hahahahahahahaha
Elizabeth- and noses get fixed quick. lets all get plastic surgery. all get plastic surgery. and look like bruce jenner!
Tiffany- whats that?
Elizabeth- i like bruce i like bruce
Tiffany- those are sweat pants
Elizabeth- hahahahah!!!!!!!!
Tiffany- and he gets yelled at for wearing them
Tiffany- its only cuz they're not sean john sweat pants
Elizabeth- hhahah
Tiffany- the costco brand is not fashionable