Modern Leg Warmers

This pretty much sums up my evenings, these days... Ilee cat warming legs, laptop by side, beer in hand, legs up, lotion on table (you know I'm addicted).
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New Wonderfuls

New awesome lipglass... compliments of MAC (always). By far one of my favorite colors. And the packing is also adorable! Haha. The color is "frankly fresh."

I'm in love.

New nails this past weekend as well! As seen from the old TBOC blog, I was taking pictures and posting of my always fabulous PG Nails. I will continue on the LMSquared blog.

Here's this go-around's nail fabulousity!

LIZ!!! I miss getting my nails done with you!!! :(

Tribute?

I have no clue about anything, when it comes to history, geography, or even "my own people." I am 100% Polish, and though I know nothing, I feel the need to post the article regarding the Polish president. Do you think I can pull off a few days out of the office for mourning?


On a lighter note... Lego animals have taken over the Zoo!!

"I do for you.."

Fabulous Fails (Always Classic)

I never really look at this site... in fact, more often then not I don't remember it's even out there! Here are some good ones from recently, though. Crack me up!



http://failblog.org/2010/04/01/around-the-interwebs-24/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/01/epic-fail-photos-packaging-fail-11/
http://failblog.org/2010/03/31/epic-fail-photos-extra-safe-fail/
http://failblog.org/2010/03/31/epic-fail-pictures-wording-fail-2/
http://failblog.org/2010/03/29/epic-fail-photosbefore-after-fail/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/09/epic-fail-photos-ramp-fail-3/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/08/epic-fail-photos-typing-fail/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/07/epic-fail-photos-day-care-car-fail/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/07/tough-guy-fail/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/06/epic-fail-photos-slogan-fail-8/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/05/epic-fail-photos-quote-fail/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/03/epic-fail-photos-parking-fail-14/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/02/epic-fail-photos-sensitivity-fail-3/
http://failblog.org/2010/04/02/epic-fail-photos-calcium-fail/

Work?

Happy Friday! Good work convo today between myself and Tiffany.
Note/Reminder: We have a security guard that looks like Bruce Jenner. We may be slightly obsessed with this fact. It comes up in daily conversation quite often.


Tiffany- I miss Bruce. Why isn't he here today?
Elizabeth- He's giving a speech today
Tiffany- oooooh. we should go to that
Elizabeth- haha agreed
Tiffany- do the donald trump tickets work there?
Elizabeth- Of course!
Tiffany- I feel that with the trump name attached to them they should work everywhere
Elizabeth- Equivelent of food stamps
Tiffany- or 100,000 dollar bills. I wonder how one aquires their own line of ties
Elizabeth- His hands were tied?
Tiffany- I would like to have my own line of ties I would make a seahorse sea hell tie
Elizabeth- I want my own line of tea bags
Elizabeth- HAH! YES! Flaming seahorses ON FIRE
Tiffany- so they're gay and on fire?
Elizabeth- YES! Seahorses on fire wearing a pink boa
Tiffany- who drank all my tea?
Elizabeth- Not me
Tiffany- yeah right
Elizabeth- hahaha ok
Tiffany- there are shoes everywhere
Elizabeth- can we throw them at people
Tiffany- yes, but they can't know it was us. we can wear disguises
Elizabeth- Can we wrap them up & give them to the security guard?
Tiffany- no
Elizabeth- I'll just put my hand over my eyes. No one will know
Tiffany- he will wear them. we will never see our shoes again.
Tiffany- again, who drank all my tea
Elizabeth- me? bruce?

Please note, this next portion of the convo came after Tiffany came into the cage (my office of employment) while I was calling building maintenence reporting our bug issue. The beginning of the convo is a song from Yo Gabba Gabba (we both have 2 yr olds). It goes something like this... "I like bugs! I like bugs! What's that? That's an ant! What's that? That's an ant! And ants crawl around. Let's crawl like an ant. Let's crawl like an ant."

Tiffany- BUGS!!!!!!!! I LIKE BUGS!!!!!
Elizabeth- NOT ME! Can I replace "bugs" with "bruce"
Tiffany- yes
Elizabeth- I like bruce! I like bruce! what's that? that's a nose! what's that? that's a nose!
Tiffany- hahahahahahahaha
Elizabeth- and noses get fixed quick. lets all get plastic surgery. all get plastic surgery. and look like bruce jenner!
Tiffany- whats that?
Elizabeth- i like bruce i like bruce
Tiffany- those are sweat pants
Elizabeth- hahahahah!!!!!!!!
Tiffany- and he gets yelled at for wearing them
Tiffany- its only cuz they're not sean john sweat pants
Elizabeth- hhahah
Tiffany- the costco brand is not fashionable

THIS is money!

This is pretty fabulous. Happy Wednesday! The end.


[article found: Reuters via MSNBC]

updated 9:26 a.m. ET, Tues., April 6, 2010
LONDON - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday.

The 91-year-old deceased man was pushed in a wheelchair through Liverpool's John Lennon airport wearing sunglasses before check-in staff became suspicious on Saturday and he was prevented from boarding the plane.

He was believed to have been driven about 35 miles to the airport by taxi from Oldham, Greater Manchester, police added.

The women were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death and were released on bail.

"[P]olice at Liverpool John Lennon airport were alerted to the death of a 91-year-old man in the terminal building," police said in a statement.

"Two women aged 41 and 66 were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of death."

The cause of death is not known.

Unbeatable T-Shirt

OK, so Monday was not the most plesant day for me this week. However, there was one thing I saw that will stick with me forever and is a sure-fire cheer-up!
There are lots of, how do you say, hispanics around this "town." There is a local 7-11 where a large group of them sit/stand and wait to be picked up for a job.
On Monday, after getting gas, I was cutting through the 7-11 parking lot and waiting to turn onto the street. I glanced to my right and there was a large "crowd" of these eager gentleman. It took me a second to realize, but then I saw a guy wearing a tshirt that said "Pick Me!" It was the ONLY thing on the shirt.
I laughed hysterically. So fabulous!!

So this got me thinking... I think we should start a stereotypically thsirt company. We can't ignore the fact that white women love scarfs. With that being said, stereotypically tshirt number one will be for white women... babydoll style, with a graphic scarf around the neck of the tshirt.
Fabulous. I know.

Play time!

Hubby recently found a box of his toys from when he was a kid. Yes, I did a photo shoot as some were being revealed to me.

"You will die, cat. You understand?"

"Call me!"

Oh no! OH YEAH!

Michael Jackson. Too soon?

Trying to defeat the remote.

"Send out reinforcements!!"

"OK, cat! I've got you now!"

A true female...

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA!"

Stop Yawning!!

Just realized something about myself...

I have a habbit of ripping any type of document up before I throw it away.
I remember watching my parents do this with the mail when I was little; the ads or "unauthorized" marketing materials that would come through (i.e., credit card offers, donation forms, etc). They'd glance over the document, and then rip it up. These items would only be ripped in half. Sometimes once more, but no more than that.

I haven't noticed until recently, but I've been doing this for a few years, now. Pretty much since I've been recieving legit mail.
I even do this at work. Once I get done with an insurance license notice that comes through, or annual report notice, I rip it up and throw it away or shred it. Sometimes I find myself making notes on it before I rip it up. Completly pointless. Notes as if I am going to save this document for our records. As I'm writing the last word/letter, I decide I'm going to toss the item.

Again... pointless!!

I'm currently listening to Lil Wayne's GO DJ... this song reminds me of days in Scarface with Liz Marie #1.
Ahhh... I was an awesome DJ once upon a time... car dj, that is...
I had the fastest cd change times EVER! She used to time me.
It was pretty impressive.
I miss those days...